Gabrielle suddenly hits Xena on her breastplate.
Xena: What was that?"
Gabrielle: Payback for hitting me.
Xena: Feel better?
Gabrielle: I think I broke my hand. But I do feel better.
Xena: Good. So do I.


(Gabrielle has to jump to a moving chariot from Xena's horse)
Xena: Jump!
Gabrielle: Are you crazy?
Xena: Jump!
Gabrielle: If I die I'm never talking to you again!
(a short while later)
Xena: You call that a jump?
Gabrielle: No, it was a frantic leap. Best I could do.